June Weakest Link Award goes to Unity Productions for not inviting us pagans, thanks to Keelin for this one...
"Could you play that Amen track again?" hehe, Goodbye.
March, April and May Weakest Link Awards go to ME because I didn't update the site for three months...
Assassin, you are the Weakest Link, Goodbye.
The Feburary Weakest link Award goes to the DJ Alien Rave Kru who posted this message on the Teknoscape Discussion Board...
Name: DJ ALIEN RAVE KRU!
Sent: 1.32 - fri 2 feb 2001
you guys are all lamer! listening to 100 rpm poofter techno!!! but I have to go, my dinner is getting cold and my mum says she won't let me stay up late to record beats per minute
You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye
January Weakest Link Award went to a yank named Jack Skelington aka "Werdplay" aka "Original MC Assassin" who sent me this frightening email...
From: Jack Skelington <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: MC Assassin <email@example.com>
Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2001 00:15:57 -0500 (EST)
dude...you stole my name, thankfully I changed it to Werdplay but you stole my name dawg.. I am the real Assassin. Although I am ashamed of once having that name, I think its corny that you would do such a thing..its aiight though...that name is mad corny..my friends still make fun of me cause of it..I am the original MC Assassin from Konkrete Jungle NYC...You are a fraud, whoever you are...HAHAHAHAHA.. Buy the Ming & Fs album sucka!!!!!!
I'm a good rapper.
he he, how cute, but you are now The Weakest Link, Goodbye.